Top Fives by Preston

Intro by Preston: My son's cat disappeared the other day, leaving behind her two three-week old kittens. You can relax, however, because I just received word that she has returned. So here are the...

Top Five Things you'll have to do now that your prodigal cat has returned

5. Stop eating crunchy cat food for breakfast.

4. Tell the mice that you're sorry for any inconvenience.

3. Go buy a new litter box with "Welcome Home" printed on it.

2. Return the new cat to prevent jealousy.

...and the number one thing you'll have to do now that the missing cat has returned...

1. Cancel your interview with John Walsh on AMERICA'S MOST WANTED.

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